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Anything said here can and will be used against me. To continue in English, press one. No animals were harmed in the making of
this website. Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please do not block the doors while the train is in the station. If you
know your party's extension, you may dial it at any time. Ask your doctor if Heroin® is right for you. A gratuity of 20% will
be added to all tables of six or more. The red zone is for emergency vehicles only. Vehicles are subject to towing at the
owner's risk and expense. Although oxygen is flowing to the mask, the plastic bag may not inflate. Our menu has recently
changed. Please listen carefully to the following choices before making your selection. Side effects may include vomiting,
nausea, headache, backache, pimples or death. Batteries not included. Professional stunt work: do not try this at home. Your call is very important
to us. Please continue to hold and the next available agent will answer your call in the order it was received. Store in
a cool, dry place. All unattended bags are subject to seizure at any time; thank you for your co-operation. Past performance
is not an indication of future results. All items sold separately. Please ensure your seatback and tray table are in the
full upright and locked position. Now sit back, relax, and "enjoy" the flight. Mind the gap. Alternate side parking is suspended
today. Void where prohibited by law. Ha'a good'un.
